I'm really not sure how I feel about the Smashing Pumpkins. I know that Mayonaise is one of my favorite songs ever and I know that I really don't care for Billy Corgan and I know that I have to be in a certain mood to listen to any other Pumpkins song than Mayonaise. They are just one of those bands I'll always be ambivalent about.
But apparently not ambivalent enough to not sit around drunk one night with some friends, forming a fake band whose sole contribution to pop music would be a tribute to Billy Corgan.
i wanna grab him by the neck and lick his bald little head and billy billy oh billy how does it get so smooth i've always had a thing for billiards and licking you is like shooting pool i'd like to give your head an old fashioned spit shine because mr. corgan you must know that you are only mine billy corgan's head billy corgan's head god it's my obsession
i'd smash pumpkins for you and maybe some watermelons because i just got out of jail where i was raped by felons
Yes, I still have that tucked away on a piece of paper.
This is an album by album review of my entire record collection. This means music spanning almost 40 years, from my Archies record I cut off a cereal box to whatever I bought last week.
This is where I get to be the music critic I always wanted to be, but no magazine would have. These are more like sensory reactions than reviews; it's about what the music did for me, not what it should do for you.
You can read the entire details of the project and why I'm doing it here.